- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Who is John Galt?

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??