A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

I like colin but not as much as apple

rocky is here again.......................

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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