There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

a seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

cancer

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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