Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Lil Wayne

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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field day?

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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