- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

1+1=2

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

guest what i love pancakes

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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