Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Bad grammers.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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test

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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human centipede

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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