- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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