Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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