Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Seven

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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smell the vitamin C

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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