- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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