- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A sober Irish individual.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Skrillex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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