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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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