- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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