why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Cancer. Super Cancer.

your mom was so fat that she died.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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