Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Asians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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