- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

knock knock? come in

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

why is pie good. because it just is.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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