Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Carrot fingers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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