You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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