what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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