- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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