wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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