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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Once upon a time, The end.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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