hello anomonous

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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This is an anti joke

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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im at school

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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