- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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