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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

A women walks into a kitchen.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Lil Wayne

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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