- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What is more worse than death? Death

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Pull my finger ouch..

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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