your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Microwave

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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You're a frog

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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