- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Lindsay Lohan

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

the WNBA

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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