why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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aodhan hearty

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Oh, go away

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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