- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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