- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

my gramma died

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

smell the vitamin C

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

osama bin laden is dead

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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