- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Womens rights

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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