- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What happened to the fish? It drowned

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Sammi suck kyles chode

I just found out i have cancer.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Adele walks into the stables

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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