While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

everybody loves raymond

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

more like nig!

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why do I hate food? I don't.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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