- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Soccer...

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

I just drank a cola.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??