- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

im @ work, LOL.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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