You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

People...

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Homonyms should be band.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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