how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Black people having a Job.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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A person from Singapore eats

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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