- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

knock knock? come in

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

A man makes a sandwich.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

all jokes aside...

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