What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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