What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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eden stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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