- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

smell the vitamin C

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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