What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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