When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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