- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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