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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Hi

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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