- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Poop.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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