What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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PEANIS!

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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8--------------------- penis

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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