- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Lindsay Lohan

the WNBA

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

THE GAME

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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