http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

thumb_up thumb_down -19

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

thumb_up thumb_down -19

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops