- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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