What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Guess who is violent. Osama

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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