- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What black and has children A black man

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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