- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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