4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's a joke? Funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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