Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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andrew wagner

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What happen? Idk...

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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