- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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