- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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