- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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