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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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