What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Your adopted.....

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Anti Joke

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