What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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