Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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