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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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