Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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