"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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