what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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