What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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whos district champs not JM

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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