- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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