A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Seven

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Chuck norris

Im taking a shit right now.

Matt is a Duster!

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...