I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

KOOKABURRA

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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