- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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