Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Sex

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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