A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

your mother

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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