- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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