whos district champs not JM

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

everybody loves raymond

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

more like nig!

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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