What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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