why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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