- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

You're tall.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Woman rights.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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