A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Darude- Sandstorm

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

rocky is here again.......................

Wanna hear a joke? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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