Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

That is so fetch

fduck

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

womens rights

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What do you call your mom? Mom

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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