What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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black chicken. kfc

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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lol

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Donald Trump

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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