Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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whos district champs not JM

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You're a big fat monkey.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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