What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

whos district champs not JM

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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