Penis.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

2 Penises

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Homonyms should be band.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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