- Anti Joke

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner