- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

scientology.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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