what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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canadians

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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