What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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