- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Poop.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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