- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

more like nig!

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What black and has children A black man

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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