- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

A miserable man committed suicide.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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