why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Knock knock Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Anti Joke

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