An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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pull my finger (farts)

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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