- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

human centipede

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Carrot fingers

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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