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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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